Blue Q Kitchen Shithole Dish Towel

I know I said I’d clean up, but this is going TOO FAR. Super-absorbent. 100% unbleached cotton.

• KITCHEN SHITHOLE DISH TOWEL: “I’ll cook, you clean” is one of the best tricks in the history of the world.
• VERY BEST QUALITY: Screen-printed with water-based inks on 100% unbleached cotton.
• EASY CARE AND GENEROUSLY SIZED – Each towel measures 21″ x 28″ and will stay vibrant through countless wash cycles. Tumble dry low.
• PRO TIP: Although Blue Q dish towels would make a remarkable gift for a mom, not YOUR mom. Get her diamonds. You could give this towel to someone else’s mom. Good idea.
• GIVE BACK: 1% of sale of Blue Q dish towels is donated to hunger relief programs throughout the world.